Signal holding 384,400 km from the doorbell

Dog On Moon

Arrived in a party dress. Stayed on purpose.

Dog On Moon asleep on a crescent moon
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Reason one No doorbell

Nothing rings up here. In two years nothing has come to the door and asked me to sign for it.

Reason two The floor stays clean

Nobody has run a vacuum near me since I left. I have not had to hide behind a sofa once.

Reason three I kept the outfit on

The dress was for one evening. It has now been the whole time and I am not taking it off up here.

Dog On Moon in deep space

The view has not changed and I do not want it to

Every night is the same night. Same stars, same quiet, same seat. Down there they call that a problem.